jokes

[Tes]

jokes

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[teejay]

Therefore a deer with no eyes would be...? No idea.

 

[Tes]

Therefore a deer with no eyes would be...? No idea.

it would indeed

and a donkey with no legs, a wonky.

 

[teejay]

And a jelly with no fish.....very tasty!

 

[TeamRienza]

A deer with no legs or eyes would be ........still no idea!

 

[TeamRienza]

Should a fly with no wings be called .... a walk ?

 

[teejay]

A deer giving you 'the bad eye?' A very bad idea.

 

[Campervanannie]

A dog with no legs has no recall.

 

[teejay]

And as for the bloke who invented 'cats eyes'- if the cat had been walking the other way he'd have invented the pencil sharpener instead.

 

[Tes]

Just like the man who took his pencil to bed, so he could draw the curtains.

 

[Tezza33]

A dog with no legs has no recall.

Where do you find a dog with no legs?





wherever you left it

 

[oldish hippy]

what do you call a deaf dog anything you like he cant hear you

 

[Tes]

what do you call a deaf dog anything you like he cant hear you

what about a deaf dog with no legs?
He can't hear you still.

 

[Campervanannie]

Bloodhounds were Draculas favourite breed.?

 

[Campervanannie]

What do you call a sleeping Rottweiler

anything you like just do it sshh quietly

 

[Campervanannie]

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiler with a hyena

i dont know know either but if it laughs I do too?