marchie
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1. I received an Xmas Card today featuring Rudolph the Brown-Nosed Reindeer. He's second in the team to Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer; runs as fast, just can't stop as quickly ... 
2. Ladies, if a little old man, covered in white and grey whiskers, and wearing a red uniform slips something in your stocking on Xmas Eve, you've been visited by Father Christmas; if it happens again the next night, you've been assaulted by a Chelsea Pensioner ...
Steve
2. Ladies, if a little old man, covered in white and grey whiskers, and wearing a red uniform slips something in your stocking on Xmas Eve, you've been visited by Father Christmas; if it happens again the next night, you've been assaulted by a Chelsea Pensioner ...
Steve