Countrywide ****** ??formerly known as southern ******.

Campervanannie

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Well that got your attention, it’s a name that’s branded about a lot mainly by northerners but I’ve never agreed with the term I love it in the south and the southern people that live there ok they are not as chatty as we are up north but on the whole a friendly enough lot. Well today I met him Mr Southern ****** though I have a few more names I could call him firstly this note was under my wipers when we got back to the van.
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Now as we were reading it a bloke got out of his car and started to have a bit of a rant about locals parking and we had no right to park a vehicle like ours on the sea front at Bexhill stopping locals from parking and taking up 3 parking spaces now I know that in the south they think that us northerners wear flat caps big boots and are a bit thick but even we know that a vehicle does not shrink when you park it so there is nothing I can do about the length he wanted us to park elsewhere because it was where he always parked so trying to explain to this guy that no matter where I parked the vehicle would take up the same amount of room he had his car keys in his hand and was jabbing the van bonnet with his hand (I could clearly hear his keys making contact with metal ) while trying to enforce his point about the size of my vehicle I asked him 3 time to take his keys away from the paintwork so I held my keys over his nice Range Rover bonnet and said if he did it again I would do it to his vehicle he the shoved me away from his bonnet and told me to get back up north well at this point I resorted to being a true northerner and said $><<~|]{}>^%{|<€*}\~>{^???~<>}|>€€$>|{# finishing with now feck of you southern nimby ****** so Mr S ****** is alive and well and lives in Bexhill on sea ??????
 
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Wonder if baw bag would do that to a big guy probably just a fanny that gose around picking on wee woman wonder if the name in the window said big Tam would he be so keen if he put his keys anywhere near my van I’d probably have stuck them that far up his arse Every time he farted his alarm would beep beep.
 
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If he shoved you away from the car that was assault. Don't link him to the south, he was just a ******!!!
Are you on your way to your favourite site at Dover?
Cheers. David
 
If your coming back this way be nice to meet in Ferring.
So sorry David we were there the night of the thunderstorms heading home tomorrow in Folkestone for today to get a fresh crab to take home.
 
All was well when Bill got back from walking the dogs he had gone but all is well in the world today ??
And I’ll change his name to Just ****** for the sake of the nice southerners ??
 
Never heard that one Annie, it’s Soft Southern shandy drinkers isn’t it? If nobody was around you should have belted him below the belt then accidentally trod on his fingers holding the keys. Not that I would have done it but you are much more fiesta than me ha ha
 
I find a punch in the mouth is sometimes more effective than reasoned argument.
Having lived in the South East for 20+ years, I can assure you he is in a very small minority
But, I think you will find they creep about all over the country, some of the most obnoxious people we have met have been the prejudiced Middle Englanders in Suffolk.
 
I an genuinely surprised you didn't punch him in the mouth Annie. Self defence after getting shoved, and whilst he sounds like a bit of a c nut, he'd have to be extra special to actually hit you back!
 
I find a punch in the mouth is sometimes more effective than reasoned argument.
Having lived in the South East for 20+ years, I can assure you he is in a very small minority
But, I think you will find they creep about all over the country, some of the most obnoxious people we have met have been the prejudiced Middle Englanders in Suffolk.
I know he’s not a typical southerner I spend a lot of my time along the south coast and he is the first one I’ve come across there was absolutely no reasoning with the guy .
 
I an genuinely surprised you didn't punch him in the mouth Annie. Self defence after getting shoved, and whilst he sounds like a bit of a c nut, he'd have to be extra special to actually hit you back!

I couldn’t be bothered with him as he could not get that wherever I parked I would still take up the same amount of space so that tells me he may drive a big car, pick on women half his size but he’s still as thick as pig shit ????
 

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