Campervanannie
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Well that got your attention, it’s a name that’s branded about a lot mainly by northerners but I’ve never agreed with the term I love it in the south and the southern people that live there ok they are not as chatty as we are up north but on the whole a friendly enough lot. Well today I met him Mr Southern ****** though I have a few more names I could call him firstly this note was under my wipers when we got back to the van.
Now as we were reading it a bloke got out of his car and started to have a bit of a rant about locals parking and we had no right to park a vehicle like ours on the sea front at Bexhill stopping locals from parking and taking up 3 parking spaces now I know that in the south they think that us northerners wear flat caps big boots and are a bit thick but even we know that a vehicle does not shrink when you park it so there is nothing I can do about the length he wanted us to park elsewhere because it was where he always parked so trying to explain to this guy that no matter where I parked the vehicle would take up the same amount of room he had his car keys in his hand and was jabbing the van bonnet with his hand (I could clearly hear his keys making contact with metal ) while trying to enforce his point about the size of my vehicle I asked him 3 time to take his keys away from the paintwork so I held my keys over his nice Range Rover bonnet and said if he did it again I would do it to his vehicle he the shoved me away from his bonnet and told me to get back up north well at this point I resorted to being a true northerner and said $><<~|]{}>^%{|<€*}\~>{^???~<>}|>€€$>|{# finishing with now feck of you southern nimby ****** so Mr S ****** is alive and well and lives in Bexhill on sea ??????
Now as we were reading it a bloke got out of his car and started to have a bit of a rant about locals parking and we had no right to park a vehicle like ours on the sea front at Bexhill stopping locals from parking and taking up 3 parking spaces now I know that in the south they think that us northerners wear flat caps big boots and are a bit thick but even we know that a vehicle does not shrink when you park it so there is nothing I can do about the length he wanted us to park elsewhere because it was where he always parked so trying to explain to this guy that no matter where I parked the vehicle would take up the same amount of room he had his car keys in his hand and was jabbing the van bonnet with his hand (I could clearly hear his keys making contact with metal ) while trying to enforce his point about the size of my vehicle I asked him 3 time to take his keys away from the paintwork so I held my keys over his nice Range Rover bonnet and said if he did it again I would do it to his vehicle he the shoved me away from his bonnet and told me to get back up north well at this point I resorted to being a true northerner and said $><<~|]{}>^%{|<€*}\~>{^???~<>}|>€€$>|{# finishing with now feck of you southern nimby ****** so Mr S ****** is alive and well and lives in Bexhill on sea ??????
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