Is it illegal to have sex (make Lurv) in a motorhome?

trevskoda said:
Dirty lot on here, time you all had a word with a priest, he will explain all about sex, or his form of it. 😂
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The Priest gave Patrick and Marie-Anne their pre-marriage guidance talk and said that there was a general misunderstanding about the Church's attitude to sex. 'Sex for love is right for a married couple, but sex for lust is wrong and something that will require you to attend Confession'

The marriage ceremont went well, but 3 days after the honeymoon, the couple were in the Confessional Booth in a tearful state. Patrick confessed that it was his fault, Marie-Anne bent over, and a slight breeze lifted her skirt, revealing her underwear, and, in a fit of lust, he took her there and then. before being consumed with guilt

'That's understable, my son,' said the Priest, 'So soon after the honeymoon. 3 Hail Marys and a promise to be more measured in future will suffice'

'What, you mean we're banned from the Church, then,' enquired Patrick

'No,' said the Priest, 'Why do you ask?'

'Because we've been banned from Sainsburys,' replied Patrick ... :rolleyes:

Steve
 
ShockedFox said:
No sex in side a place that you can sleep in ,including tents,campervans,caravans is NOT illegal......its just more FUN!
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I nod off in cinemas..
Is it permitted there, too.?
 
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