Lorraine
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Suddenly he throws up down the front of his shirt and starts sobbing to himself. "What's wrong?", the bartender asks. "I can't go home like this. My wife would rip my head off if she saw me staggering through the door in this state." "Aha!", said the bartender, "here's what you'll do. Put a 20 dollar bill in your shirt pocket. When you come home and your wife asks you about the stain, you tell her that a random drunkard puked all over you, but felt so bad that he gave you money for the dry-cleaning."
"That's brilliant, thank you so much for the advice!", the man said, and excitedly exited the bar. When he finally gets home his wife is outraged, but the man calms her down and explains how it was another man who puked on him and gave him 20 dollars for the dry-cleaning of the shirt. "But why is there 40 dollars in your pocket, then?", the wife asks.
"Well sadly he also shit in my pants."
"That's brilliant, thank you so much for the advice!", the man said, and excitedly exited the bar. When he finally gets home his wife is outraged, but the man calms her down and explains how it was another man who puked on him and gave him 20 dollars for the dry-cleaning of the shirt. "But why is there 40 dollars in your pocket, then?", the wife asks.
"Well sadly he also shit in my pants."