Lorraine
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He takes a seat and orders a beer.
After he drinks it, he asks the bartender where the restroom is. "Down the hall to the right," the bartender replies.
The pig uses the restroom and leaves.
A few minutes later another pig comes into the bar and orders two beers.
He finishes them and asks the bartender where the restroom is. "Down the hall to the right," the bartender replies.
The pig uses the restroom and leaves.
A short time later a third pig shows up. He orders three beers.
After drinking them he asks the bartender where the restroom is. "Down the hall to the right," the bartender replies.
The pig uses the restroom and leaves.
After a while, a forth pig enters the bar.
Sensing a pattern, the bartender asks, "Let me guess, you want four beers?" "That's right," replies the pig.
When the pig has finished all four beers he asks the bartender where the restroom is.
"Down the hall to the right," the bartender answers once again.
The pig uses the restroom and heads for the exit.
Right as the fourth pig is leaving, a fifth pig enters the bar.
"Gimmie five beers," says the pig. The bartender had already begun filling the glasses.
The pig works his way through the five beers, gets up and walks toward the exit.
"Don't you want to use the restroom first?" asks the bartender.
"Nah," says the pig, "I'm the one that goes wee, wee, wee all the way home"
After he drinks it, he asks the bartender where the restroom is. "Down the hall to the right," the bartender replies.
The pig uses the restroom and leaves.
A few minutes later another pig comes into the bar and orders two beers.
He finishes them and asks the bartender where the restroom is. "Down the hall to the right," the bartender replies.
The pig uses the restroom and leaves.
A short time later a third pig shows up. He orders three beers.
After drinking them he asks the bartender where the restroom is. "Down the hall to the right," the bartender replies.
The pig uses the restroom and leaves.
After a while, a forth pig enters the bar.
Sensing a pattern, the bartender asks, "Let me guess, you want four beers?" "That's right," replies the pig.
When the pig has finished all four beers he asks the bartender where the restroom is.
"Down the hall to the right," the bartender answers once again.
The pig uses the restroom and heads for the exit.
Right as the fourth pig is leaving, a fifth pig enters the bar.
"Gimmie five beers," says the pig. The bartender had already begun filling the glasses.
The pig works his way through the five beers, gets up and walks toward the exit.
"Don't you want to use the restroom first?" asks the bartender.
"Nah," says the pig, "I'm the one that goes wee, wee, wee all the way home"