Advice.needed.

[Mr and Mrs Tupcox]

I need advice, I’ve suspected my partner of having an affair for some time, usual signs.
Phone rings and other end just hangs ups, she’s staying later at work, goes out with the ‘girls’ a lot more than usual.
Any way I decided last night that I would hide behind my camper van and wait for her to come home, she came back just after midnight in a car i didn’t recognise, when she got out she took her knickers out her handbag and put them on.
At this point I noticed a crack in my near side rear light cluster, with about an inch of water in the unit. Is this something that can be repaired or do I need a whole new light unit? Cheers.

 

[marchie]

Variation on the 2 neighbours talking about their wives' night out, where it was claimed that walked through the chuchyard on the way home, and were caught short. First lady removed her knickers and decided to 'go commando' after her pee, leaving her underwear 'on site'; second lady was wearing her 'best knickers', so chose to clean and dry herself with a wreath from that day's funeral ...

'Wife came home with no knickers last night, worried what she's been up to,' said the first man

'You should worry,' said his neighbour, 'missus undressed and left her knickers on the bathroom floor. When I went for a 3am pee, I noticed a card inside the knickers, 'What a great time we had with you, and the love we shared. Signed, The Lads on Blue Watch Fire Brigade ...'

Steve