Tezza33
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An elderly senior couple were invited to an old friends home for dinner one evening.
She was impressed by the way her lady friend preceded every request to her
husband with endearing terms such as: Honey, My love, Darling, Sweetheart,
Pumpkin, etc. The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, they were
still very much in love.
While the husbands were in the living room, the host leaned over to her friend to
say, 'I think it's wonderful that, after all these years, you still call your husband all
those loving pet names'.
The elderly lady hung her head. 'I have to tell you the truth,' she said, 'His name
slipped my mind about 10 years ago and I'm scared to death to ask the cranky old
ba$tard what his name is.
She was impressed by the way her lady friend preceded every request to her
husband with endearing terms such as: Honey, My love, Darling, Sweetheart,
Pumpkin, etc. The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, they were
still very much in love.
While the husbands were in the living room, the host leaned over to her friend to
say, 'I think it's wonderful that, after all these years, you still call your husband all
those loving pet names'.
The elderly lady hung her head. 'I have to tell you the truth,' she said, 'His name
slipped my mind about 10 years ago and I'm scared to death to ask the cranky old
ba$tard what his name is.