Fanny Hertz - and other real but funny names

[mr brown]

feel free to add any you know of !
https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2018/08/10/41-people-funny-names-someone-asked/

 

[nabsim]

Hugh Jarse
Betty Swallocks
Ben Dover
Phil McCrack

Err, better stop before I run into trouble

 

[trevskoda]

Dr P Nuss.

 

[Pedalman]

Hugh Jaynus.
R. Slicker.
Emma Roid.
R. McHunt
And finally a real German track & field Athletes name, Fanny Chmellar.

 

[Robmac]

Norma Snockers.

 

[Lorraine]

Jesus Condom

 

[Tes]

Justin hand
Justin time
Teresa green

 

[Tes]

And i’m considering divorcing Phil and marrying Mr Tickle. Coz i’ll Be called
Tes-Tickle ?

 

[Minisorella]

Martin was at school with a boy called Stanley Bend... they nicknamed him Harpic

 

[nabsim]

I remember a teacher at school with the surname Onions, he insisted it was O’nions and as it was back in the days when it was legitimate for a teacher to whack you round the head or throw blackboard wipers at your head it always caused me to have headaches

 

[Campervanannie]

I came across this she must have loved him.

 

[Ffion]

That last one was the one Bradley Walsh cracked up on, on TV in the chase once

 

[Ffion]

Hugh Jaynus.
R. Slicker.
Emma Roid.
R. McHunt
And finally a real German track & field Athletes name, Fanny Chmellar.

Meant to add the quote on the last one.

 

[GeoffL]

I heard of a Mr & Mrs Carte who named their son "Orson" after the actor Orson Welles.

 

[Lorraine]

 

[Mischief2]

John Fitzpatrick

and

Patrick Fitzjohn.

 

[Lorraine]

 

[wildebus]

When I first read this I thought it was a story about someone who was on a TV show .... https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-45289751
(it is her real name)

 

[Annabella]

Annette Curtain

 

[vintagefoden]

Anita Bush