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AS I GET OLDER
1, I talk to myself because sometimes I need expert advice.
2, Sometimes I roll my eyes out loud!
3, I don’t need anger management, I need people to stop pissing me off.
4, My people skills are fine, its my tolerance of idiots that needs work.
5, The biggest lie I tell myself is that I don’t need to write something down, “ I’ll remember it” then forget.
6, When I was a child being sent to bed seemed like punishment, now its like a holiday,
7, The day the world runs out of alcohol is too difficult to contemplate,
8, Duct tape cannot muffle stupid, but it can muffle the sound.
9, Would’nt it be great if we could get in the tumbler drier, and come out wrinkle free.
10, Getting Lucky means going into a room and remembering why.
1, I talk to myself because sometimes I need expert advice.
2, Sometimes I roll my eyes out loud!
3, I don’t need anger management, I need people to stop pissing me off.
4, My people skills are fine, its my tolerance of idiots that needs work.
5, The biggest lie I tell myself is that I don’t need to write something down, “ I’ll remember it” then forget.
6, When I was a child being sent to bed seemed like punishment, now its like a holiday,
7, The day the world runs out of alcohol is too difficult to contemplate,
8, Duct tape cannot muffle stupid, but it can muffle the sound.
9, Would’nt it be great if we could get in the tumbler drier, and come out wrinkle free.
10, Getting Lucky means going into a room and remembering why.