Hic%% aye, cheap bevvie, no chit mateHave you two nuggets found a cheap source for bevvy in France or something coz it sounds like yous are oot yer nuts every night and talking shite.
Looking at that bog you took a photo of think the cork needs to be up your erse
Hate that style of toilet. Though the brush is useful for cleaning the overspray from between your toes ...I followed your instructions mate and found it, was exactly where your thought it was, the hole in the ground 🕳
I washed it and it is now drying out, pic of proof tomorrow, and I’ll be looking for a finder fee!!
A wee pic of Gordon’s favourite hole in the ground
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Hope not I cleaned ma teef wi yonder itemHate that style of toilet. Though the brush is useful for cleaning the overspray from between your toes ...
Steve
And I thought that bog was your inner rectum.
A smell shi*eThat Tenner looks extra broon to me. My god two Edinburgh guys wae a fiver each at the same time a miracle
Be careful Wully, we may move to Bearsden, which will no doubt increase council tax in your neck of the woodsThat Tenner looks extra broon to me. My god two Edinburgh guys wae a fiver each at the same time a miracle
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A devastating experience; the world falls out of one's bottom ...I returned back to your inner rectum… oops, sanctum today. These starting blocks are funny looking thing with a lot left to chance. Excuse my choice of words Gordon. When you take position do you hum……the dam busters tune and take on the role of bomb aimer? + two degrees to port, bombs
Fell out of Gordon’s when he realised he lost a tennerA devastating experience; the world falls out of one's bottom ...
Steve
Have to say, that looks incredibly clean compared to the usual state you see them inHate that style of toilet. Though the brush is useful for cleaning the overspray from between your toes ...
Steve
