Heard a clatter from house front today

[The laird]

Heard a strange noise from the front of the house just now.it was a clatter then a thinking noise
Went outside and it’s freezing up ,the poor wee brass monkey on the wall has lost his ———————————-
Found a pair of balls on the ground nearby ,take its that cold it’s froze the ba- - s of the brass monkey ?????

 

[edina]

Sounds like a job for Terry

 

[saxonborg]

Thought you were going to say the b**ls had come of the pawn brokers sign.????

 

[mariesnowgoose]

Sounds like a job for Terry

Ahem.

Terry's balls - sorry nuts! - are spoken for. They'll be getting picked along with his two cherries

 

[The laird]

At least there was no pain

 

[mariesnowgoose]

At least there was no pain

I have very soft hands.

 

[Trotter]

I have very soft hands.

So true !