Hearing test

[Pudsey Bear]

Online hearing test

The ReSound online hearing test is a quick way to gauge how well you're hearing. Test your hearing now.

www.resound.com

 

[Pudsey Bear]

Anyone taken it?

Liz sent it to me I went with none of the above, then started the test, I missed the very first one as I didn't know it went straight into it but heard the basic sound, then I got all the rest despite me having tinnitus and them ramping up the background noise, but it still said I would benefit from seeing a consultant.

 

[2cv]

It said that my hearing is fine.

 

[Pudsey Bear]

WOT!!!

 

[TeamRienza]

It said that my hearing is fine.

Lend us a tenner ! That’s a better test.

Davy

 

[marchie]

It said that my hearing is fine.

And you replied, 'Pardon?' ...

Steve

 

[marchie]

Lend us a tenner ! That’s a better test.

Davy

I heard 'Lend us a Tena' ... which would never be enough to get to Continent, or, indeed, the incontinent ...

Steve

 

[2cv]

Lend us a tenner ! That’s a better test.

Davy

OK

 

[marchie]

OK

There's £20 worth just out of sight with the other two ...

Steve

 

[Rogerdodger]

A friend of mine thought his wife was getting a little deaf.
He decided to test her out.
She was at the sink, washing up. He stood in the doorway and said "What's for dinner?" - no reply.
He moved forward a couple of steps "What's for dinner?" he asked again - no reply.
He stood four feet behind her "What's for dinner?"
She swung around "For the third time, it's chicken you deaf old sod"

I'll get me coat.

 

[marchie]

A friend of mine thought his wife was getting a little deaf.
He decided to test her out.
She was at the sink, washing up. He stood in the doorway and said "What's for dinner?" - no reply.
He moved forward a couple of steps "What's for dinner?" he asked again - no reply.
He stood four feet behind her "What's for dinner?"
She swung around "For the third time, it's chicken you deaf old sod"

I'll get me coat.

I was stopped by the Police on the motorway; 'Excuse me sir, we've been trying to pull you over for 15 miles to tell you that your wife fell out of your vehicle 2 junctions back'

'Thank heavens for that,' I replied, 'I thought I had become deaf ...'

Steve

 

[trevskoda]

My privacy badger picked up 3 bits of sniffing into my pc, I did not say spyware Phil, ok im back in my cage for tonight.
Anyway iv got a new hearing aid but it eats batteries, or they gave me old ones which are duds, mind you I cannot hear the wife.