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A "sad" history of frequent "jousts" with other punsters.
I will drip feed a few
I went to Barbados for a few days (on the way to watch cricket in Trinidad)
I went on a day trip with others, some "market gardiners" from lincolnshire and a couple from sweden.
We flew to another island where we had some free-time after sailing to another island.
The couple from sweden were late back and the lincolnshire people asked "where are the Swedes"
My response "Well you are the gardiners! If you don't know where the Swedes are..what chance do the rest of us have ?"
I will drip feed a few
I went to Barbados for a few days (on the way to watch cricket in Trinidad)
I went on a day trip with others, some "market gardiners" from lincolnshire and a couple from sweden.
We flew to another island where we had some free-time after sailing to another island.
The couple from sweden were late back and the lincolnshire people asked "where are the Swedes"
My response "Well you are the gardiners! If you don't know where the Swedes are..what chance do the rest of us have ?"
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My 2nd offerring is from "Darkest Peru"
Another adventure trip to Lima Cusco Macchu Piccu and finaly an extra 3 days in the jungle.
We stayed at an Eco-resort.
One day we did a jungle walk led by a UK post grad student doing research...
So otters and bird-licks.
Oooh Aah is that a stoat or a weasel (From her)
Me "easy to know..One is weasily recognised..the other is stoatally different !"
If looks could kill
No more bad jokes today (from me anyway)
Another adventure trip to Lima Cusco Macchu Piccu and finaly an extra 3 days in the jungle.
We stayed at an Eco-resort.
One day we did a jungle walk led by a UK post grad student doing research...
So otters and bird-licks.
Oooh Aah is that a stoat or a weasel (From her)
Me "easy to know..One is weasily recognised..the other is stoatally different !"
If looks could kill
No more bad jokes today (from me anyway)
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we once lived in the van on a bit of ground shared by others . i'd heard that an unpleasant chap called Peacock was trying to move in .
another van dweller ,a dry fellow who rarely spoke, stood next to me in silence one morning . after a while ,he cleared his throat, and said '' i hear that Partridge bird is hoping to nest up here ''
''oh dear '' i replied '', that would be unpheasant ''
cue dry chuckle
another van dweller ,a dry fellow who rarely spoke, stood next to me in silence one morning . after a while ,he cleared his throat, and said '' i hear that Partridge bird is hoping to nest up here ''
''oh dear '' i replied '', that would be unpheasant ''
cue dry chuckle
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Ok Anotherof my favourites due to
Location
Company
Suitability/originality
Location : Petra Gorge. very impressive natural feature with water channels dug into the walls
Company : very pleasant other members of the tour
One of the party exclaimed..."Well it knocks spots of Cheddar"
Me "Maybe but their cheese is effing useless" .......................duly appreciated
Location
Company
Suitability/originality
Location : Petra Gorge. very impressive natural feature with water channels dug into the walls
Company : very pleasant other members of the tour
One of the party exclaimed..."Well it knocks spots of Cheddar"
Me "Maybe but their cheese is effing useless" .......................duly appreciated
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Ok, give up!
We went on a tour which included a visit to a Jewell centre. The salesman who attached himself to us( me) saw me look at a gorgeous bracelet which he quickly got out , telling me it was " only €10000, you have champagne taste, my dear" to which my husband quipped " but only a coca cola purse". We didn't buy anything!
We went on a tour which included a visit to a Jewell centre. The salesman who attached himself to us( me) saw me look at a gorgeous bracelet which he quickly got out , telling me it was " only €10000, you have champagne taste, my dear" to which my husband quipped " but only a coca cola purse". We didn't buy anything!
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Yes many Thai tours end up at such a store.
I like the Coca Cola purse reply.
Nida like most Thai likes gold
Very soon we will buy some at a gold shop in the town. may be £500 !
Tescos have a booth as well and as you may know the price displayed by weight
I get the impression you are not diddled
And no Bahtereing !
I like the Coca Cola purse reply.
Nida like most Thai likes gold
Very soon we will buy some at a gold shop in the town. may be £500 !
Tescos have a booth as well and as you may know the price displayed by weight
I get the impression you are not diddled
And no Bahtereing !
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Being a mathematician ..I also dated Polly..bet she is gone now !
Another girl was in her prime..but other factors divided us !
Another was rather odd ..but that evened out when I dated twins.
I used to think I had dozens of girl friends..but we went metric so I lost 2
Polly was pretty until she fell off her 5 1/2 yards (Perch)
Also had an unfortunate habit when asked to "Polish it behind the door"
Jackie was useful if we had a puncture.
Another girl was in her prime..but other factors divided us !
Another was rather odd ..but that evened out when I dated twins.
I used to think I had dozens of girl friends..but we went metric so I lost 2
Polly was pretty until she fell off her 5 1/2 yards (Perch)
Also had an unfortunate habit when asked to "Polish it behind the door"
Jackie was useful if we had a puncture.