Marriage guidance

[Lioncrunch]

While attending a special Marriage Awareness Weekly session Jack and Victoria listened with interest to the councillor, 'It is so very important that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.'

He turned to the men and asked, 'Can you each name your wife's favourite flower?'

Jack leaned over, touched Victoria's arm gently and whispered, 'Self raising, isn't it?'

So began Jacks life in the spare room.