New years Eve one liners

[Lorraine]

We all must have some thoughts, on what we are going to promise ourselves for a few days; lets hear

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other

My new year's resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey.

 

[Jays]

That’s a quandary.
More optimistic
Or depressives like rum ,vodka,whisky!