Pauljenny
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Sun Il Patt and Li Yung Mik are two men working at the local sawmill. One day, Mik slips and his arm gets caught and severed by the big bench saw. Patt quickly puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it and Mik to the local hospital.
Next day, Patt goes to the hospital and asks after Mik. The nurse says, "Oh he's out in Rehab exercising."
Patt couldn't believe it, but there's Mik out the back exercising his now re-attached arm. The very next day he's back at work in the saw mill.
A couple of days go by, and then Mik slips and severs his leg on another bloody big saw.
So Patt puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it and Mik off to Hospital.
Next day he calls in to see him and asks the nurse how he is.
The nurse replies, "He's out in the Rehab again exercising."
And sure enough, there's Mik out there doing some serious work on the treadmill. And very soon Mik comes back to work.
But, as usual, within a couple of days he has another accident and this time severs his head.
Wearily Patt puts the head in a plastic bag and transports it and Mik to hospital.
Next day he goes in and asks the nurse how Mik is. The nurse breaks down and cries and says, "He's dead."
Patt is shocked, but not surprised. "I suppose the saw finally did him in."
"No", says the nurse, "Some dopey bastard put his head in a plastic bag ......
And he suffocated
Sun Il Patt and Li Yung Mik are two men working at the local sawmill. One day, Mik slips and his arm gets caught and severed by the big bench saw. Patt quickly puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it and Mik to the local hospital.
Next day, Patt goes to the hospital and asks after Mik. The nurse says, "Oh he's out in Rehab exercising."
Patt couldn't believe it, but there's Mik out the back exercising his now re-attached arm. The very next day he's back at work in the saw mill.
A couple of days go by, and then Mik slips and severs his leg on another bloody big saw.
So Patt puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it and Mik off to Hospital.
Next day he calls in to see him and asks the nurse how he is.
The nurse replies, "He's out in the Rehab again exercising."
And sure enough, there's Mik out there doing some serious work on the treadmill. And very soon Mik comes back to work.
But, as usual, within a couple of days he has another accident and this time severs his head.
Wearily Patt puts the head in a plastic bag and transports it and Mik to hospital.
Next day he goes in and asks the nurse how Mik is. The nurse breaks down and cries and says, "He's dead."
Patt is shocked, but not surprised. "I suppose the saw finally did him in."
"No", says the nurse, "Some dopey bastard put his head in a plastic bag ......
And he suffocated