NUNS?

[Deleted member 144]

An old nun, who was living in a convent next to a construction site, noticed the coarse language of the workers and decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways and so, she decided she would take her lunch and sit with the workers. She put her sandwich in a brown bag and walked to the spot where the men were eating. Sporting a big smile, she walked up to the group and asked, “And, do you men know Jesus Christ?”. They shook their heads and looked at each other, very confused. One of the workers looked up into the scaffolding and yelled out, “Anybody up there know Jesus Christ?”. One of the scaffolders yelled down, “Why?”. The worker yelled back, “Cos his Mum’s here with his lunch!!”.

 

[Trotter]

Two ladies of the cloth, were playing darts. The first moved up to the oche, and got away with a double ten, the second, a treble twenty. The third dart, unfortunately entered her opponent’s temple.
The chalker gave out the score.
ONE NUN DEAD AND EIGHTY.