One From Australia .

[Pauljenny]

One From Australia .

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The Perth Police




A policeman in Perth pulled over a driver who had been weaving in and out of the traffic.



He approached the car window and said "Sir I need you to blow into this breathalyzer".



The man reaches into his pocket and produces a doctor's note.



On it was written: "This man suffers from chronic asthma. Please do not make him perform any action that may leave him short of breath".



The policeman said "Okay, then I need you to come and give a blood sample"



The man produced another letter.



This one said: "This man is a haemophiliac. Please do not cause him to bleed in any way".



So the officer said: "Right, I need a urine sample then".



The man produces a third letter from his pocket.



It read: "This man plays Cricket for England, please don't take the p!ss out of him"









































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