Lorraine
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Q: Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's novocaine during root canal work?
A: He wanted to transcend dental medication!
Q: Did you hear about the guy who was tap dancing?
A: He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
Q: What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall?
A: "Dam."
Q: What do prisoners use to call each other?
A: Cell phones.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A: A stick.
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.
Q: What kind of coffee and what kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic?
A: Sanka and iceberg.
A: He wanted to transcend dental medication!
Q: Did you hear about the guy who was tap dancing?
A: He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
Q: What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall?
A: "Dam."
Q: What do prisoners use to call each other?
A: Cell phones.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A: A stick.
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.
Q: What kind of coffee and what kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic?
A: Sanka and iceberg.