Snowman for Sale

[Fazerloz]

Snowman for Sale

Needs attention. Will make a good winter project. Offers.

 

[exmusso]

One snowman to another "Can you smell carrots?"

 

[Asterix]

What are the dimensions when erected please...oooh and does it have a hat?

 

[Asterix]

Can he be re-erected if I throw in some Viagra?

 

[edina]

Does he come complete with snow balls?

 

[Asterix]

Does he come complete with snow balls?

He bloody well better or the Viagra will be a complete waste!

 

[Campervanannie]

I find that if you get the smaller version and keep them in a jar in your freezer they do tend to last longer hope this helps.

 

[oldish hippy]

can you please explain delivery service as it is livestock and the feeding routine is the above been neutered or is a female ans so they need special handling like the human female species

 

[edina]

I find that if you get the smaller version and keep them in a jar in your freezer they do tend to last longer hope this helps.

Problem with that Annie, as you can see, is they start breeding!

 

[oldish hippy]

one snowman to another got to give up smoking as it causing me to shrink

 

[Campervanannie]

A snowman’s diet, turn the heating up

 

[edina]

 

[Fazerloz]

As usual lots of piss takers but no Offers. Tight arses. :Smiling_Face_with_T

 

[Kontiki]

After spending the day digging the snow off my drive the last thing I want is a snowman, anybody wants any snow to build their own I'm giving it away for free but collection only. Real good quality powdery quality ideal for building snowmen or igloos.

 

[Fazerloz]

Bugger, the markets collapsed, Snowmen everywhere.

 

[Izwozral]

Saw a snowman in the local park with a Man City scarf on so I kicked it's head off.

Yeah I know, it was dreadful of me but come on, we can't have that now can we.

Guess that makes me a snowman hooligan?