Swivel seats

[The laird]

It's not nice to have a go at a OAP

Your off the Xmas list now I'm no a oap I'm the young un amongst you lot ffs

 

[runnach]

Your off the Xmas list now I'm no a oap I'm the young un amongst you lot ffs

liar liar, pants on fire, you are an OAP, like me, but you are more experienced than moi.

AnyHooooooooooooo, how is the seat swivel doing, have you tried swivelling on this

 

[The laird]

liar liar, pants on fire, you are an OAP, like me, but you are more experienced than moi.

AnyHooooooooooooo, how is the seat swivel doing, have you tried swivelling on this

I shall address your comments tomorrow ,you may even see the whites o my eyes in real life

 

[runnach]

I shall address your comments tomorrow ,you may even see the whites o my eyes in real life

Oh good, you can buy me lunch

 

[The laird]

Oh good, you can buy me lunch

Where is the nearest soup kitchen ?trying to find her purse so I can dip it and I'm sure I've got some best b4 stuff

 

[marchie]

Your off the Xmas list now I'm no a oap I'm the young un amongst you lot ffs

Rubbish, Gordon! You're a Gerd Muller' like the rest of us [and tht description/reference dates back to about 1974 ...]

Steve

 

[marchie]

Where is the nearest soup kitchen ?trying to find her purse so I can dip it and I'm sure I've got some best b4 stuff

I've sent you my copy of Ralph McTell singing 'Streets of London', Gordon

Steve

 

[runnach]

Where is the nearest soup kitchen ?trying to find her purse so I can dip it and I'm sure I've got some best b4 stuff

Probably you take me to Costco and treat me to the £1.50 hot dog and soda, miserable auld git

 

[The laird]

Probably you take me to Costco and treat me to the £1.50 hot dog and soda, miserable auld git

I'm sure that the convenience store in Bonnyrigg do a special on Friday and sat am for £1 hot dog and cuppa trying to phone mr Ali to confirm