There murrrrder afoot.

[Campervanannie]

We had a car boot yesterday onsite and so we had a bit of a game going you had to buy the most useless bit of tat costing no more than a £1 well among a teeth bath completely with false teeth and a yo a yo-yo with no string which I was assured it was a lavlee bit o wood darling ( spoken in a southern accent ) ? then we judged the items no surprise that the false teeth won ?
Well anyway the scene is set one our members bought a beautiful little wooden sailor playing a squeeze box as we were sat round the fire and running out of wood (yes your all one step ahead of me now ) well this little sailer was made to walk the plank into the bowels of hell just so us Motorhomer can have a few minutes more of heat from the fire pit.
Please be aware the photos below give graphic detail of this unspeakable act.

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[Okta]

I used to attend a bikers rally where the highlight of the weekend was the ceremonial burning of a caravan on a big bonfire. No caravanners or wooden sailors were hurt in the making of this spectacle (probably).

 

[trixie88]

OH what a sad tale............that poor little sailor boy......./////.......and you described him as beautiful. surely he could have been kept as a mascot.....to watch over each and every bonfire. .......
and even worse ...taking pictures of him meeting his end /////////.

 

[Rec]

Have you looked those up in Miller's antiques..really rare and worth loads of dosh!

 

[Rec]

Sorry, couldn't resist it!....

 

[wildebus]

Have you looked those up in Miller's antiques..really rare and worth loads of dosh!

I sold one of those for £50 last weekend. It was one of the really rare ones though.... with the horizontal stripy top........ just like the one on the top pictu..........

Oh............ ? ? ? ?

 

[Rec]

I sold one of those for £50 last weekend. It was one of the really rare ones though.... with the horizontal stripy top........ just like the one on the top pictu..........

Oh............ ? ? ? ?

Even rarer now!!

 

[Okta]

An endangered species, have you no environmental conscience?

 

[Trotter]

Little wonder why I give the bonfire a miss at meets. Now you’re down to burning effigies. I’d bet good money that the next one to meet it’s maker, would be dragging a camp chair, wearing red shorts or even carrying a chainsaw. ?

 

[Northumborman]

He's in Valhalla now. ?

 

[Pudsey Bear]

You lot are a very sad bunch

 

[Trotter]

Bunch of what? Oh! Daffs

 

[trevskoda]

Maybe i should open a crematorium for old ex campervaners.

 

[Pudsey Bear]

I'll make my mind up on the day re burning or burying...

 

[WellWornTraveller]

Sailor - The person.
Sailer - The boat.

 

[Campervanannie]

Sailor - The person.
Sailer - The boat.

I have now corrected my terrible mistake though I suspect it’s the last on the mind of the little wooden sailor as he walked the plank. ?

 

[The laird]

Sadists I tell you ,! Every one of you lot are sadists
Repenteth the lord for ye shall rot in HE- -

 

[Trotter]

Sadists I tell you ,! Every one of you lot are sadists
Repenteth the lord for ye shall rot in HE- -

Another typo? Did you really mean Hull??

 

[Northumborman]

Another typo? Did you really mean Hull??

"From Hell, Hull and Halifax, may the good Lord deliver us". Same thing, really
[Edited from 'vikings' to 'Halifax' after looking it up. Apparently it is part of the Beggar's Litany, popular in the 17th Century.]

 

[Lee]

Just remember no sailors where harmed in the making of this thread.
Also ' it was just a puppet '?????