Warning phonecall

[Campervanannie]

I have just had a phonecall in like a robotic voice it warned me that it was from her majesty’s government and have had a tax warrant issued against me and to press one immediately to deal with the warrant if I fail to press one the warrant for my immediate arrest would be activated, do you think I should have paid tax on all that money that the other African guy says he has for me ??

 

[oppy]

I'm sure that some of us will come and visit you. I had an email yesterday telling me that I had a tax refund of £343 due to me, I haven't paid tax for nearly 10 years !!!!!!!!!!!

 

[edina]

Don't worry Annie, they'll never get past Taya

 

[nabsim]

Stay in Scotland Annie there is no extradition treaty

 

[Molly 3]

Just pass the phone to taya they won't ring back.

 

[paulhelenwilko]

You can offset any tax owed by claiming relief on the monies paid to get that unfortunate Nigerian astronaut back from orbit that became stuck when they cancelled the space shuttle program.

 

[Trotter]

Better the thief you know, than the thief you don’t know.
How HM Revenue work out how much to steal beats me. Sorry, did I say steal?

 

[trevskoda]

I would be qt happy to hold any monies you have in my of shore safe deposit box,its so safe i wont even tell you where it is,good of me to offer this service i think.

 

[Wooie1958]

What flavour cake would you like the universal key baked inside ?