Xmas rant

[Campervanannie]

WARNING ...RANT!
For Those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your garden, can you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together?
Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack.
I have to brake hard, toss my wine out the window, hide the weed, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat, all while trying to drive.
It's just too much drama, even for Christmas.
Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.?

 

[Molly 3]

Is That' what females call multitasking.

 

[Deleted member 11]

You still keep hold of your bacon sarnie then?

 

[Annabella]

Be honest Annie, no-one would dare come near the van with Taya guarding it

 

[Izwozral]

I don't believe you Annie, in fact you are fibbing.

No way is it wine you are tossing out of the window.

Vodka?

 

[Lee]

I don't believe you Annie, in fact you are fibbing.

No way is it wine you are tossing out of the window.

Vodka?

She may toss wine out of the window because it's Bill's but she will probably fight the police for her vodka.