Tezza33
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Last night I got so drunk that when I got to the bottom of the stairs, I took off my shoes, coat, top, trousers and underwear.
Then I crept upstairs very quietly, so as not to wake the kids or my other half. It was only when I got to the very top I realized I was still on the bus home.
I walked into the bank and put a bag of weed on the desk. The clerk says, "What are you doing?" I said,"I want to open a joint account"
I rang my girlfriend's door bell, with a big bunch of flowers,
she opens the door, sees the flowers and drags me in.
she lies back on the couch, pulls her skirt up, rips her knickers off and says
"this is for the flowers"
'dont be silly' I said, 'you must have a vase round here somewhere.
What do you get if you cross a Motorway with a wheelbarrow? .....
Runover
Last night I got so drunk that when I got to the bottom of the stairs, I took off my shoes, coat, top, trousers and underwear.
Then I crept upstairs very quietly, so as not to wake the kids or my other half. It was only when I got to the very top I realized I was still on the bus home.
I walked into the bank and put a bag of weed on the desk. The clerk says, "What are you doing?" I said,"I want to open a joint account"
I rang my girlfriend's door bell, with a big bunch of flowers,
she opens the door, sees the flowers and drags me in.
she lies back on the couch, pulls her skirt up, rips her knickers off and says
"this is for the flowers"
'dont be silly' I said, 'you must have a vase round here somewhere.
What do you get if you cross a Motorway with a wheelbarrow? .....
Runover