Lorraine
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Is getting ready to go out for the evening. The husband is in the shower and the wife is just getting out of the bathtub when the doorbell rings.
The wife hurriedly wraps herself in a towel and answers the door. It’s their neighbor, Bob. Bob looks at the wife, who is quite beautiful, and says, “I’ll give you $800 to let that towel drop.” The wife thinks about if for a bit, then lets the towel fall. Bob gives her a thorough visual inspection, then reaches into his wallet and hands her $800. She goes back inside. “Who was at the door, honey?” asks the husband. “Oh, it was our neighbor Bob,” she says. “Great,” says the husband. “Did he happen to mention the $800 he owes me?”
The wife hurriedly wraps herself in a towel and answers the door. It’s their neighbor, Bob. Bob looks at the wife, who is quite beautiful, and says, “I’ll give you $800 to let that towel drop.” The wife thinks about if for a bit, then lets the towel fall. Bob gives her a thorough visual inspection, then reaches into his wallet and hands her $800. She goes back inside. “Who was at the door, honey?” asks the husband. “Oh, it was our neighbor Bob,” she says. “Great,” says the husband. “Did he happen to mention the $800 he owes me?”