Pudsey Bear
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Why do men marry virgins?
- Because they can't stand criticism.
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How does a man show he's planning for the future?
- He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
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A man parked his car at the supermarket and was
walking past an empty trolley when he heard a
woman ask: 'Excuse me, do you want that trolley?"
No he answered I'm only after one thing.
Huh, she mumbled, typical man.
- Because they can't stand criticism.
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How does a man show he's planning for the future?
- He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A man parked his car at the supermarket and was
walking past an empty trolley when he heard a
woman ask: 'Excuse me, do you want that trolley?"
No he answered I'm only after one thing.
Huh, she mumbled, typical man.