Contrary to popular belief, it was apparently Eve
who was created first. And after a month in the
Garden of Eden, she was visited by God.
How are things?' asked God.
Everything is wonderful,' said Eve, 'except for
these three breasts you have given me. The middle
one pushes out the other two and keeps getting
caught on branches. I feel as if it's always in the
way.
'That's a fair point,' said God, but give me a
break, it was my first attempt at this creation game.
I gave the animals six, so I figured half would be
about right for you. But I see what you mean, so I'll
fix it right away.'
And God reached down, tore out Eve's middle
breast and lobbed it into some bushes.
A month later, God visited Eve again. 'How is my
favourite creation?" he asked.
Yes, fine,' replied Eve, but I think you may have
made an oversight. You see, all the animals are
paired off. The ewe has her ram, the cow has her
bull - in fact, all the animals have a mate except me.
I'm starting to feel lonely.'
You're right,' said God. 'Silly me! You do need a
mate, so I shall immediately create Man from a part
of your body. Now, let's see.. where did I put that
useless tit?"