What did Adam say.

[Pudsey Bear]

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[marchie]

Or, what were Eve's first words to Adam?
'Ooh, that's a hard one'
'Correct'

Or, Adam's first words to Eve?
'Stand back, love; I have no idea how big this thing gets' Because he didn't know the length, since the serpent's body was coiled up ...

Steve

 

[SimonM]

And the worlds first palindrome - madam I’m Adam

 

[Pudsey Bear]

 

[Pudsey Bear]

Why Eve Was Created

God knew Adam would never go out and buy a new

fig leaf when his was worn out and would therefore

need Eve to buy one for him.



God was concerned that Adam would get lost in the

Garden of Eden and would not ask for directions.



As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never

remember where he had left his tools.



God knew that Adam would be incapable of making

a doctor's or dentist's appointment for himself.



God knew that Adam would never remember which

night to put the bin out for collection.



God knew that one day Adam would need someone

to locate and hand him the remote.
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Adam was walking round the Garden of Eden,

feeling sad and lonely. He complained to God that he

had nobody to talk to.

God said: 'I was thinking about giving you a

companion called Woman. This person will cook

for you and wash your clothes. She will agree with

whatever you say. She will bear your children without

complaint and will never ask you to get up in the

middle of the night to help with the care. She will

never nag you and will always admit when she is

in the wrong. She will never bear a grudge and will

dress to please you. She will give you love whenever

you want it.'

'Wow!' exclaimed Adam. 'How much would a

woman like that cost me?'

'An arm and a leg,' replied God.

Adam said: 'What can I get for a rib

 

[Pudsey Bear]

Contrary to popular belief, it was apparently Eve

who was created first. And after a month in the

Garden of Eden, she was visited by God.

How are things?' asked God.

Everything is wonderful,' said Eve, 'except for

these three breasts you have given me. The middle

one pushes out the other two and keeps getting

caught on branches. I feel as if it's always in the

way.

'That's a fair point,' said God, but give me a

break, it was my first attempt at this creation game.

I gave the animals six, so I figured half would be

about right for you. But I see what you mean, so I'll

fix it right away.'

And God reached down, tore out Eve's middle

breast and lobbed it into some bushes.

A month later, God visited Eve again. 'How is my

favourite creation?" he asked.

Yes, fine,' replied Eve, but I think you may have

made an oversight. You see, all the animals are

paired off. The ewe has her ram, the cow has her

bull - in fact, all the animals have a mate except me.

I'm starting to feel lonely.'

You're right,' said God. 'Silly me! You do need a

mate, so I shall immediately create Man from a part

of your body. Now, let's see.. where did I put that

useless tit?"