Word of the fday

[Val54]

Zulus

The toilets at Chester zoo

 

[Pauljenny]

Turd...






The horse that came in between the second and 4th on an Irish racecourse

 

[marchie]

Brandish.
A bowl to eat your muesli from.

Brandish; not quite an authentic trade label

Steve

 

[marchie]

Protestant; an aggrieved insect

Steve

 

[Val54]

Notable

A busy restaurant

 

[Trotter]

Oxford

A low water point in a river were cattle can cross.

 

[Pauljenny]

Johnny come lately..

Reason for pregnancy

 

[maingate]

Dachsund.

Half a dog tall and two dogs long.

 

[Pauljenny]

Prefect..
An Irish virgin.

 

[Pauljenny]

Frogspawn..
French sex magazine

 

[maingate]

Contentment.

Fraudulently selling tents that do not exist.

 

[Ardachaidh]

Mistrust.

Last PM but one tied up prior to marriage.

 

[Ellendale]

Constable

Being fooled into buying a wooden box to house a pony.......

 

[Ellendale]

Plug

Having to carry one's urine to a suitable receptacle.....

 

[Ellendale]

Oxbridge

A construction covered in those Irish horses that came between 2nd and 4th and used for the conveyance of
large bovine animals over a chasm or river or road or whatever.......

 

[Ellendale]

At first I thought - "I'm sorry I haven't a clue" and then I thought about other things such as......
St. Ove - the patron saint of kitchen cooking devices.

 

[Ellendale]

...then there was,
St. Upid - patron saint of the academically challenged......

 

[Ellendale]

....St. Oppit - patron saint of those who have given up...

 

[Pauljenny]

Condominium.
Something to prevent you your underlings from getting pregnant.

 

[Pauljenny]

Cheeseboard.

Dairylea sandwich.