Expensive stuff

[runnach]

WD40 will get it off.

Your nuts

 

[Pudsey Bear]

Your nuts

It has been said but not yet proven.

 

[Molly 3]

Can you eat it ?.or do you rub it in

 

[Pudsey Bear]

No to the first one and yes to the second, but not how you might think.

 

[Molly 3]

Hair growing balm for men

 

[Pudsey Bear]

Nah, not worth a penny, and not in most houses.

 

[Pudsey Bear]

I forgot to tell you what it was.

 

[trevskoda]

I forgot to tell you what it was.

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Used by boys in many schools for the girls toilet seats, im told.

 

[TeamRienza]

I forgot to tell you what it was.

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£910 per litre. Makes diesel positively cheap.

Davy

 

[jagmanx]

Said tenant obviously didn't let the grass grow under her feet; she smoked it instead ... And now that the cricket season is underway, she can go to the middle and sniff the batsman's crease ...

Steve

Watching a Test match at Lords.
Sat in the Mound stand which is well and this slightly sweet aroma drifted by us.
It's just not cricket !
If Botham was batting and got out he may well have left the field in our direction (allegedly).

 

[Winks]

Does it stick yer fingers together but never the stuff you’re trying to repair?

Edit:- Dopey old bugger. Never read the thread before I replied. Time for coffee I think .

Cheers

H