A class garage spare wheel mount plate

[runnach]

Would that be a snap-on or draper rat shit

What about an Ann Summers strap on

 

[Wully]

That loon wid trip oor its ane snotters. My Granny’s explanation of me and she was right.

 

[marchie]

What about an Ann Summers strap on

Insufficient strength; would need reinforced, so could be an Armordildo ...

Steve

 

[The laird]

What about an Ann Summers strap on

This has turned into a right cock up

 

[runnach]

Here go Gordon, pics and a drawing, I’ll see if one off the lads up the road will knock one up for me. Biggest hurdle is correct OD of pipe.

Just to be clear here, just because I’m doing this, does not make us pals, OK

Oh, green pen used ya big Hibbie ye

Ps, fixing studs can be dealt with later.

 

[The laird]

It's only yer guid looks that save you and I'm no saying thank you yah miserable GUTT

 

[runnach]

It's only yer guid looks that save you and I'm no saying thank you yah miserable GUTT

I don’t want folks to think we like each other, so best to leave out any polite thanks

 

[B J McKay]

Hate to put a damper on things , but when making a device to secure spare wheel upright just remember if you have to replace blown up tyre with a flat one the holes in the wheel to secure it will be lower

 

[runnach]

The pic I posted of mine is with tyre inflated

Gordon may prefer his spare deflated to save fuel

 

[runnach]

Here you go Mr Laird, I’ll nail it together when I know you are happy with it?

 

[The laird]

Cheers terry. Call you later well no call you later but will contact you

 

[runnach]

Cheers terry. Call you later well no call you later but will contact you

I forgot to say, you can pay me in your usual currency of Shekels. I have also left all edges sharp, so you can hire oot Hyme for Bar Mitzvah occasions, this should earn you eye watering returns to your Shekel investment

 

[The laird]

I forgot to say, you can pay me in your usual currency of Shekels. I have also left all edges sharp, so you can hire oot Hyme for Bar Mitzvah occasions, this should earn you eye watering returns to your Shekel investment

Yeah as per usual your witt is as sharp as your workmanship without a doubt
I shall make sure I have my SPECIAL trousers on when collection is confirmed

 

[runnach]

Yeah as per usual your witt is as sharp as your workmanship without a doubt
I shall make sure I have my SPECIAL trousers on when collection is confirmed

Yes, I have heard a few members are acquainted with your special trousers that you wear when going oot, DEEEEEP Pockets. I heard the last time Fiona checked same pockets before washing, she had to decompress for half an hour!!!

 

[The laird]

I will make it's the ones with the pockets sealed and stitched up

 

[runnach]

I will make it's the ones with the pockets sealed and stitched up

Yup, I know the ones, they were used to design a ducks derrière.

 

[The laird]

Wd40 helped me out on that one
I really don't think I'm like that you only perceive me as being like that
I would like to think I'm frugal maybe

 

[runnach]

Wd40 helped me out on that one
I really don't think I'm like that you only perceive me as being like that
I would like to think I'm frugal maybe

FRUGAL…you taught Scrooge