A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.

[Lorraine]

The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped inches from a shop window.
For a second, everything was quiet in the cab. Then the driver said, "Look, mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the living daylights out of me!"
The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."
The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."

 

[trevskoda]

Ha ha.
When i worked in belfast garage hust motors had a hearse in with a pick up coffin in back,a chap got in and other fitters told a apprentice to change a internal roof bulb before tea break,as he was doing this the coffin lid opened and a hand came out and touched the lad,chaps told me he did not stop running and screaming for ages,true.