Blame the dog

[Wully]

Had a nice ruby murry washed down with a few pints of Guinness got back to the van settled down with a nice cold beer Christina’s wondering where the smells coming from I said that dog stinks She’s now papped the poor we thing out got a bit of a guilty conscience now. Who else blames the dog.

 

[The laird]

Twice I’ve blamed that bloo-y dog o yours as well?

 

[trevskoda]

A chap went round to girlfriends hose and dad was sitting with them in living room,the lad could not hold a fart and let go,girls dad looked at dog and shouted ROVER ,again the lad could not hold and let rip,dad again,ROVER,the lad thought silly man thinks its the dog,once more he could not hold and let the biggest rip,dad shouted ROVER get out before he sh-ts on you.