Chilly out but toasty in

[The laird]

I cannot get warm so had to fire it up and melt up at it brrrr ,I've been told the house is like a sauna but I'm cold

 

[saxonborg]

I cannot get warm so had to fire it up and melt up at it brrrr ,I've been told the house is like a sauna but I'm cold

You need some SBP to get boiler fired up proper failing that a pan of scouse.

 

[marchie]

I cannot get warm so had to fire it up and melt up at it brrrr ,I've been told the house is like a sauna but I'm cold

You need to start the fire earlier and use a booster heat source, Gordon. Sort of 'Sauna or Lighter' style of thing ...

Steve

 

[trevskoda]

I have an old parkray with a busted water jacket still in the living room some 30 odd years, should I try burning wood in it.

 

[runnach]

Get it going full pelt, and sweat that nasty virus from your body. I hope you get better very soon, it has been hanging with you for too long now!!

 

[tonybvi]

Get it going full pelt, and sweat that nasty virus from your body. I hope you get better very soon, it has been hanging with you for too long now!!

Well said Terry - Gordon, you’ve been off form for far too long now. Time to get back to your normal self.

 

[Molly 3]

I loved my gass fire , I could stand in front and warm my bum , sheer luxury,

 

[marchie]

I loved my gass fire , I could stand in front and warm my bum , sheer luxury,

Or as they ask in Western Scotland Butchers, 'Is that your Ayrshire Bacon?'
'Naw, just warmin' ma hons' ...

Steve

 

[The laird]

I loved my gass fire , I could stand in front and warm my bum , sheer luxury,

Esp with your bum close to the ground barry

 

[Obanboy666]

My stoves have been on everyday for months.
Like you Gordon I am always cold and have Raynaud's syndrome in my feet. Wear expensive Smartwool socks which help but Toes often turn purple which amuses the grand kids lol !

 

[marchie]

My stoves have been on everyday for months.
Like you Gordon I am always cold and have Raynaud's syndrome in my feet. Wear expensive Smartwool socks which help but Toes often turn purple which amuses the grand kids lol !
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Raynaud's for me too! Another body bit that is failing with the 'Old Gitdom' condition. It used to be a [non PC] joke, when I worked in Social Services, now it's part of daily life:

'What's 1/4 mile long and stinks of pee?'
'The Post Office pension queue'

Steve