Christmas Crackers

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Christmas Crackers

It's that time of the year when we pull crackers, don a daft hat and groan at the enclosed 'joke'.

So I thought we'd get ahead of the game and have a thread devoted to Christmas quips.
Please post your daft joke or quip here and edit your post with it's answer the following day after us fools have had a go at responses.

To get us started:-

'What cheese do you use to hide a horse?'


Colin :smile::smile::smile:

 

[Minisorella]

What happened when Santa went speed dating?

 

[Full Member]

What happened when Santa went speed dating?

It rained, dear.

Colin :smile::smile::smile:

 

[edina]

It's that time of the year when we pull crackers, don a daft hat and groan at the enclosed 'joke'.

So I thought we'd get ahead of the game and have a thread devoted to Christmas quips.
Please post your daft joke or quip here and edit your post with it's answer the following day after us fools have had a go at responses.

To get us started:-

'What cheese do you use to hide a horse?'


Colin :smile::smile::smile:

Mascarpone?

 

[Minisorella]

Chris!!!! I knew it was 'mask a pony' but Colin said answers tomorrow :Tears_of_Joy_Emoji: On the other hand, it'll keep the thread going better if we're allowed to answer but we have to post the next one straight away.

 

[Lee]

If athletes get athlete foot what do astronauts get?

 

[edina]

It's that time of the year when we pull crackers, don a daft hat and groan at the enclosed 'joke'.

So I thought we'd get ahead of the game and have a thread devoted to Christmas quips.
Please post your daft joke or quip here and edit your post with it's answer the following day after us fools have had a go at responses.

To get us started:-

'What cheese do you use to hide a horse?'


Colin :smile::smile::smile:

Jennie, Sorry, I read it that we could respond and the OP would give their answer the next day :Flushed_Face_Emoji:

 

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Mascarpone?

Absolutely spot on, Chris! Congratulations.

Colin :smile::smile::smile:

 

[Minisorella]

Jennie, Sorry, I read it that we could respond and the OP would give their answer the next day :Flushed_Face_Emoji:

I reckon you're right Chris... sorry, it's probably me that read it wrong. I've been in full numpty mode today about lots of things. I'll blame it on having a cold :Flushed_Face_Emoji:

 

[Minisorella]

It rained, dear.

Colin :smile::smile::smile:

Lol! Nice try but no cigar!

 

[Full Member]

Chris!!!! I knew it was 'mask a pony' but Colin said answers tomorrow :Tears_of_Joy_Emoji: On the other hand, it'll keep the thread going better if we're allowed to answer but we have to post the next one straight away.

I really meant suggestions anytime, Jennie, with the OP posting the intended answer the following day.
I should have been clearer.

Colin :smile::smile::smile:

 

[Full Member]

Jennie, Sorry, I read it that we could respond and the OP would give their answer the next day :Flushed_Face_Emoji:

Yep, that was my intention, Chris. Keep them coming.

Colin :smile::smile::smile:

 

[Full Member]

I reckon you're right Chris... sorry, it's probably me that read it wrong. I've been in full numpty mode today about lots of things. I'll blame it on having a cold :Flushed_Face_Emoji:

Let's agree it was me not being sufficiently clear, Jennie. I hope your cold goes away soon.

Colin :smile::smile::smile:

 

[Full Member]

Lol! Nice try but no cigar!

I'm really not good at these, Jennie. I knew I hadn't latched on to either 'speed' or 'dating' but...........

Colin :smile::smile::smile:

 

[Minisorella]

Why didn't the pacifist have sprouts with his Christmas dinner?

 

[Lee]

Why didn't the pacifist have sprouts with his Christmas dinner?

There wasn't any and he just wanted to keep the peace.

 

[Minisorella]

There wasn't any and he just wanted to keep the peace.

Soooo close Lee but still no cigar! Love the hippy smiley :Hugging_Face_Emoji:

 

[Lee]

Is it because they have been banned by Brussels because of the greenhouse gasses they produce.

 

[Minisorella]

Why didn't the pacifist have sprouts with his Christmas dinner?

Loving all the sprout answers but the one I had in mind was... because he wanted to give peas a chance :b0234:

 

[Minisorella]

No-one's come up with this either...

What happened when Santa went speed dating?

He pulled a cracker!

Yes, I can hear the groans from here...