Christmas Crackers

[Full Member]

Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners?

Their names are :

Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, and Rudolph.

I hope that helps someone. It didn't me.

Colin ???

 

[yorkslass]

Their names are :

Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, and Rudolph.

I hope that helps someone. It didn't me.

Colin ???

Rudolph's an interloper.:Surprised_Face_Emoj

I'm no wiser either.

 

[edina]

Rude olf ???

 

[2cv]

Rude olf ???

Well done ? Don't shoot the messanger it was in a cracker that I pulled today.

 

[Deleted member 2]

He had low elf-esteem ?

 

[2cv]

He had low elf-esteem ?

Keep up at the back :Sleeping_Emoji: See post 34

 

[Deleted member 2]

Keep up at the back :Sleeping_Emoji: See post 34

lol
I need more coffee... but yay I was right :Smiling_Face_with_T

 

[TeamRienza]

Don’t forget Olive the other reindeer !

davy

 

[Full Member]

Don’t forget Olive the other reindeer !

davy

That's a total revelation to me, Davy! Does 'Olive' appear in Santa's song?

Colin ???

 

[TeamRienza]

Yes, mentioned in the first line of the third verse.

http://www.41051.com/xmaslyrics/rudolph.html


Davy

 

[Full Member]

Yes, mentioned in the first line of the third verse.

http://www.41051.com/xmaslyrics/rudolph.html


Davy

I'm still missing poor Olive!


Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer

You know Dasher, and Dancer, and
Prancer, and Vixen,
Comet, and Cupid, and
Donder and Blitzen
But do you recall
The most famous reindeer of all

Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer
had a very shiny nose
and if you ever saw it
you would even say it glows.

All of the other reindeer
used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph
play in any reindeer games.

Then one foggy Christmas eve
Santa came to say:
"Rudolph with your nose so bright,
won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"

Then all the reindeer loved him
as they shouted out with glee,
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,
you'll go down in history!



Silly me! I've just seen it.
Thanks, Davy.

Colin ???

 

[TeamRienza]

“All of the other reindeer” ......... Olive the other reindeer.

play on words.

Davy

 

[Full Member]

“All of the other reindeer” ......... Olive the other reindeer.

play on words.

Davy

Yep. That's what I saw, Davy.

BTW isn't it odd that Santa has 9 reindeer and one rarely sees more than 4 reindeer?
Possibly because that would require an odd number of reins, dear?

Geddit?

Colin ???

 

[teejay]

The four stages of your life at Christmas.


1. You believe in Father Christmas.:Gift_Present_Emoji::Gift_Present_Emoji::Gift_Present_Emoji::Gift_Present_Emoji:


2. You don't believe in Father Christmas.:Grinmacing_Face_Emo:Grinmacing_Face_Emo:Grinmacing_Face_Emo:Grinmacing_Face_Emo


3. You dress up as Father Christmas.:White_Santa_Claus_E:White_Santa_Claus_E:White_Santa_Claus_E:White_Santa_Claus_E



4. You look like Father Christmas.:b0230::b0230::b0230::b0230:

 

[Full Member]

The four stages of your life at Christmas.


1. You believe in Father Christmas.:Gift_Present_Emoji::Gift_Present_Emoji::Gift_Present_Emoji::Gift_Present_Emoji:


2. You don't believe in Father Christmas.:Grinmacing_Face_Emo:Grinmacing_Face_Emo:Grinmacing_Face_Emo:Grinmacing_Face_Emo


3. You dress up as Father Christmas.:White_Santa_Claus_E:White_Santa_Claus_E:White_Santa_Claus_E:White_Santa_Claus_E



4. You look like Father Christmas.:b0230::b0230::b0230::b0230:

BIG grin.

Colin ???

 

[Full Member]

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of trousers to the game?

Colin :smile::smile::smile:

 

[yorkslass]

To preserve his modesty in case he got a ..........think you can work out the rest.:smile:

 

[Full Member]

To preserve his modesty in case he got a ..........think you can work out the rest.:smile:

You've lost me, yorkslass. Please be a lot more specific.

Colin ???

 

[yorkslass]

If I must,. In case he got a hole in one.

 

[Full Member]

If I must,. In case he got a hole in one.

Is the correct answer! Thanks, yorkslass.

Colin :smile::smile::smile: