Christmas Funnies

[Piers]

 

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This just happened so although not Christmas themed it happened at the appropriate time of the year.

On arriving at my son's house in Devon I noticed a huge rabbit in a large cage.
"I'm looking after it for a friend", said Clive.
"A rabbit that size would make a lovely stew", says I.
"Nah", said Clive. "It's all hare".

I've no idea where he gets his sense of humour from.

Colin ???

 

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[Tes]

 

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I hope you don't mind me suggesting this, Chris. Should your by-line be changed (at least during the festive season) to 'Only Here For The (Rein)deer"?

Colin ???

 

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One for Paul:

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Happy Xmas!

Colin ??? ​

 

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One for Paul:

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Happy Xmas!

Colin ??? ​

Pic not showing for me Colin

 

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Pic not showing for me Colin

I'll try again.
One for Paul:


Happy Xmas, Paul.

Colin ???

 

[teejay]

I'm so glad that 'Ratatouille' star of Fawlty Towers got a new career. He is looking well on it I must say. Merry Christmas Rat!

 

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Colin ???

 

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[teejay]

Winophiles will drink to that.......................................................

 

[Minisorella]

Found this on Facebook yesterday... the nativity in text-speak :Tears_of_Joy_Emoji:

TXT Stories - TXTMAS EP. 5 - texts. visions. miracles. ...

 

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Where's Charlie when you need him?

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