If you were doing a spreadsheet in 1987 it would have been on your employer's mainframe computer, maybe a Univac 1110?
And if you go to Premier Inn you will have to get there by your own car or Public Transport (EEEUUUUGGGHHH breakdown, crash, deaths - at least that is my experience of trains), and when you get there your English Breakfast will cost £9.50 each instead of £2.40 for both, from Aldi. Then there is your expensive lunch - £4.50 in Greggs and evening dinnah - £20 in Weatherspoons. Paddling around town in the rain.
I know that my motorhoming experience is VERY Expensive, because I have been quickly getting fed up with the one I have, and changing it. The dealers make on average £10,000 profit when you change your 3 year old one for a one year old one. In fact with the last one I had, we discovered two days after we bought it that the dealer had a sister model in the same make and length. I asked the dealer how much to change and they said £15,000. Same make, different model number, same length, same Transit Automatic, same colour, same year. That is SMC Motorhomes in case you want to know. Brownhills is about the same, I think they all are.
As for site fees, getting back to the subject, we spent 5 weeks last year going down Germany to Switzerland, Austria and Italy, and if we hadn't spent two nights on a camp site (we had to, in Oberammergau because it is the only place to stay to see the Passion Play) our average nightly site fee would have been 30 cents. That is for occasional €1 fees for 100 litres of water, or toilet dump.
Unsurprisingly having changed motorhomes on average every 18 months we have now run out of money for newer ones so what we are getting now (A/S Bourton) will have to be the last one. We figure we need some cash in the piggy bank to pay for health care, the way the NHS is going. That is to say that our future health care may well be flights to Turkey or India for hospital treatment there, which my daughters have found is cheaper and quicker than waiting around for the NHS, or specially cheaper than going private here.