Dead body!

The rubbish folk keep in vans and just disgard at the roadside or in woods, own up whoever it was.
 
how did the police know it was overused was it handed around the station after :pit must of been a big hole :unsure:& the police was looking in to it :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: just like a copper .cheyenne
 
It took two days for 'relieved police' to realise what they thought was a female corpse wasn't human remains but a 'realistic' inflatable love aid - which could be worth up to £1,500.

What were they doing for TWO DAYS? filling it up, I've heard all rozzers are W4nkers but this is a bit OTT even for them.
 
Not the brightest example of good policing - 2 days ! Maybe they need criminals to wear "stripey" tops and masks so they can spot them too. I must say we were less than impressed by the policeman who saw our stolen motorhome passing the police patrol at 3a.m. and did nothing more than "think it was a funny time of day for a motorhome to be on the road".
 
Any motorhome out after 10 pm should get a tug, some will be legit but they may catch some scrotes, they were always pulling me over if working through the night.
 
If you want to know how bad a Service is, check the TV programming. The worse they get, the more documentaries there are showing how they are doing a marvellous job by keeping us safe.

There are a lot of National Health documentaries also ....... which proves my point. ;)
 
Apparently, Police were waiting for the Bomb Squad to blow the doll up ... :ROFLMAO: Then the first Bomb Squad operated was concerned that the Doll may either be leaking an explosive substance, either that or she may have had a cold, but his more experienced colleague concluded that she was just full, but not with cold ... :oops:

Steve
 
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