Doctor doctor

[Lee]

Doctor doctor

Patient: I've got a strawberry stuck in my ear.


Doctor: Don't worry I've got some cream for that.

 

[teejay]

Patient (who has a terribly odorous flatulence problem) to doctor- "What the hell are you going to do with that 4 foot pole?"

Doctor- "Don't worry, just going to open a window; it bloody stinks in here!" :Speak_No_Evil_Monke

 

[Full Member]

Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I've developed a pathological fear of curtains.

Doctor: Pull yourself together woman.

(They don't write 'em like that any more - thank goodness!)

Colin :smile::smile::smile:

 

[teejay]

Doctor I can't stop thinking that i'm a little doggie. I don't know what to do. Well just lie on the couch, relax and tell me all about it. I can't. Why? I'm not allowed on the furniture!

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