Lorraine
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DOWNLOAD: get the firewood off the ute
LOG ON: make the barbie hotter
MONITOR: keep an eye on the barbie
LOG OFF: the steak's burning
FLOPPY DISC: what you get lifting too much firewood at once
WINDOW: what you shut when it's cold
BYTE: what mozzies do
BIT: what the mozzie did
MEGA BYTE: what Townsville mozzies do
SCREEN: what you keep shut in mozzie season
CHIP: a bar snack
MICRO CHIP: what's left in the bag after you have eaten the chips
MODEM: what you did to the lawns
DOT MATRIX: old Dan Matrix's wife
LAPTOP: where the cat sleeps
SOFTWARE: fluffy wool slippers
HARDWARE: steel tipped work boots
MOUSE: what eats the grain in the shed
MOUSE PAD: Place under the shed inhabited by cool mice
MAINFRAME: what holds the shed up
WEB: what spiders make
WEBSITE: the shed, under the verandah or the backyard dunny
CURSOR: the old bloke who swears a lot
SEARCH ENGINE: what you do when the ute won't go
UPGRADE: a steep hill
SERVER: the person at the pub who brings out the counter lunch
MAIL SERVER: the bloke at the pub who brings out the counter lunch
USER: the neighbour who keeps borrowing things
NETWORK: when you have to repair your fishing net
LINE: what you need to get out to fix the net
INTERNET: complicated fish net repair method
NETSCAPE: when fish manoeuvres out of reach of net
ONLINE: when you get the laundry hung out
OFFLINE: when the peg's don't hold the washing up
KEYBOARD: what you hang the car keys on
FILE: what you do to cut metal
FOLDER: what you can't do to a dead cow
IT: long haired almost human relative who can't speak English
MICROSOFT: an embarrassing occurrence fixed with viagara
HARD DISC: after it's been fixed
BROWSER: shortened form for the boss's favourite brown noser
SPREADSHEET: what you do before making the bed
LOG ON: make the barbie hotter
MONITOR: keep an eye on the barbie
LOG OFF: the steak's burning
FLOPPY DISC: what you get lifting too much firewood at once
WINDOW: what you shut when it's cold
BYTE: what mozzies do
BIT: what the mozzie did
MEGA BYTE: what Townsville mozzies do
SCREEN: what you keep shut in mozzie season
CHIP: a bar snack
MICRO CHIP: what's left in the bag after you have eaten the chips
MODEM: what you did to the lawns
DOT MATRIX: old Dan Matrix's wife
LAPTOP: where the cat sleeps
SOFTWARE: fluffy wool slippers
HARDWARE: steel tipped work boots
MOUSE: what eats the grain in the shed
MOUSE PAD: Place under the shed inhabited by cool mice
MAINFRAME: what holds the shed up
WEB: what spiders make
WEBSITE: the shed, under the verandah or the backyard dunny
CURSOR: the old bloke who swears a lot
SEARCH ENGINE: what you do when the ute won't go
UPGRADE: a steep hill
SERVER: the person at the pub who brings out the counter lunch
MAIL SERVER: the bloke at the pub who brings out the counter lunch
USER: the neighbour who keeps borrowing things
NETWORK: when you have to repair your fishing net
LINE: what you need to get out to fix the net
INTERNET: complicated fish net repair method
NETSCAPE: when fish manoeuvres out of reach of net
ONLINE: when you get the laundry hung out
OFFLINE: when the peg's don't hold the washing up
KEYBOARD: what you hang the car keys on
FILE: what you do to cut metal
FOLDER: what you can't do to a dead cow
IT: long haired almost human relative who can't speak English
MICROSOFT: an embarrassing occurrence fixed with viagara
HARD DISC: after it's been fixed
BROWSER: shortened form for the boss's favourite brown noser
SPREADSHEET: what you do before making the bed