How Do You Manage Noisy Neighbours?

[Full Member]

The dawn chorus this morning was a cacophony.
Chug, chug went the barge:



Gobble,gobble went the turkey
Baa, baa went the sheep:



Bleet, bleet went the goat
Cock-a-doodle-doo went the cockerel:



Please desist, went I.

So what do you do about unreasonably noisy neighbours?

Colin ???

 

[edina]

Very poetic Colin. You could always eat a few of them

 

[oldish hippy]

think about moving somwhere quieter like the m25 just outside of heathrow

 

[Lee]

I bet you're that sort of person who moves to Church Street and complains about the bells.

 

[nabsim]

I just fire up the generator to drown them all out

 

[Minisorella]

Could have been a whole lot worse Colin. If the animals had hijacked the booze that the barge was obviously carrying, the goat would have gone chug chug, the turkey would have claimed he didn't know what he was cock-a-doodle-doing when he fleeced the goat, the cockerel would have gobbled his pride and bleated to the police about animal cruelty and put all the blame on you. Phew, lucky escape eh?

 

[Full Member]

Could have been a whole lot worse Colin. If the animals had hijacked the booze that the barge was obviously carrying, the goat would have gone chug chug, the turkey would have claimed he didn't know what he was cock-a-doodle-doing when he fleeced the goat, the cockerel would have gobbled his pride and bleated to the police about animal cruelty and put all the blame on you. Phew, lucky escape eh?

Welcome back, Jenny. We've missed you.

Colin ???

 

[Lee]

Could have been a whole lot worse Colin. If the animals had hijacked the booze that the barge was obviously carrying, the goat would have gone chug chug, the turkey would have claimed he didn't know what he was cock-a-doodle-doing when he fleeced the goat, the cockerel would have gobbled his pride and bleated to the police about animal cruelty and put all the blame on you. Phew, lucky escape eh?

I want what ever you're on Jenny !!!!!!!

 

[nabsim]

+1 on that ha ha

 

[RoaminRog]

Could have been a whole lot worse Colin. If the animals had hijacked the booze that the barge was obviously carrying, the goat would have gone chug chug, the turkey would have claimed he didn't know what he was cock-a-doodle-doing when he fleeced the goat, the cockerel would have gobbled his pride and bleated to the police about animal cruelty and put all the blame on you. Phew, lucky escape eh?

VERY clever Jennie, welcome back!

 

[Campervanannie]

Just park between me and Sue we’re quiet ?

 

[Full Member]

Just park between me and Sue we’re quiet ?

……………….between 06:01 and 06:04.
And sometimes not for that long.

Colin