Job Opportunity

[Tezza33]

Job Opportunity

A young bloke goes into the Job Centre in Manchester and sees a job offer for "Technical Assistant, Gynaecology".

Interested, he goes to find out more.

"Can you give me some more information about the job?" he asks the Job Centre agent.

The agent calls up the file and reads,

"The job of the 'Technical Assistent for Gynaecology' is to prepare young women for gynaecological examinations. The Assistant is expected to help young women undress, lay them on a clean, hygienically prepared surface and carefully wash their genital areas.

The Assistant then uses a razor and shaving cream to carefully remove pubic hair, then must apply a soothing skin lotion and gently massage the genital area in such a way that the young women are ready for their gynaecological examinations.

The annual salary is £65,000 and there is a full benefits package, but you will have to find your way to a place just outside Bristol, about 140 miles from here."

"Oh, is that where the job is?"

"No, that's where the end of the queue is."

 

[Deleted member 2]

lol :See_No_Evil:

 

[TeamRienza]

I wanted to be a brain surgeon when I grew up, but I stopped growing at about 3 foot, so I became a gynaecologist instead :Ok_Hand_Sign:

davy

 

[powerplus]

i heard that Gynecology was like papering the hall through the letterbox

 

[teejay]

Woman to dentist " I'd rather have a baby than a tooth out." Dentist to woman "Well make your mind up before I adjust the chair."

 

[ken sowerby]

Gynecologist-------- A person who removes the baby maker and leaves the play pen.

 

[Asterix]

A priest became a gynecologist,it was a holy calling.