Jokes

Last week, I laid awake all night wondering what happens to the sun after dusk... then it dawned on me.
 
Donald has finally convinced Daisy that tonight's the night. Up in the hotel room Daisy tells Donald, "Not without a condom"

Donald immediately heads down to the concierge enquiring if they have any ... "Certainly Sir, will I put on your bill?
Donald replies, "Don't be thupid, I'd thufitate"
 
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