Magic Mickey.

[Campervanannie]

Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.

What's a mouse's least favorite record?
What's up Pussycat!

Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!

What do rodents say when they play bingo?
Eyes down for a full mouse'!

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? '
Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!

What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!

Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they'd look silly with long hair!

What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.

What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/animaljokes/mousejokes.html

 

[2cv]

This is no place for cheesy jokes ?

 

[Jeanette]

 

[Lorraine]

 

[Lorraine]

 

[Lorraine]

 

[Campervanannie]

Turn the thermostat up it’s a bit nippy in here Philip.

 

[Campervanannie]

Philip have you seen my two brothers.

 

[Campervanannie]

Hymer just don’t taste the same.

 

[Campervanannie]

 

[Campervanannie]

Hello honey??

 

[Lorraine]

 

[Jeanette]

 

[Campervanannie]

Philip PHILIP I found the man that can help just make sure you pay his bill. ?????

 

[trixie88]

has this mouse bin caught yet?????????need an update please

 

[Campervanannie]

has this mouse bin caught yet?????????need an update please

We have no idea don't you just hate it when people start a thread and don't come back with an update. ???

 

[trixie88]

We have no idea don't you just hate it when people start a thread and don't come back with an update. ???

certainly....who to we make a complaint to.praps it was all in the imagination

 

[edina]

If you look over Phil's left shoulder on his latest video ...........................................

 

[trixie88]

must ave changed .his mind about exterminating it.............he will maybe have it on his dashboard as travelling companion.

 

[edina]

That's why he's on a diet, bliddy mouse has eaten all the biccies :Tears_of_Joy_Emoji: