One for the Scots amongst us

[andromeda]

After seeing the Facebook post about the annual haggis migration I was just wondering if it makes our Scottish members sad? Especially as once they have left they don't return.

 

[Bigshug]

Once they enter my kitchen they never leave!!

 

[runnach]

Once they enter my kitchen they never leave!!

Friday I was at Costco, lots of Stornoway Black Pudding..................................I was totally gutted, nae Macsween Haggis in stock

 

[marchie]

Once they enter my kitchen they never leave!!

What, not even via the plumbing? 'I'm away to park the haggis - might be gone some time, so don't wait up ...'

Steve

 

[Robmac]

Once they enter my kitchen they never leave!!

They can check out any time they like though

(from Hotel Caledonia)

 

[gasgas]

Don't you need a firearms licence to shoot them? I know they are fast runners so you would need a spread-shot 12 bore.
It's the capers I find most difficult to catch. They keep running away under the nearest bush.

 

[andromeda]

If you shoot them with a shot gun you'll be picking pellets out of your teeth. Not good for oldies with wonky ones. Less than fond memories off that with wild rabbits captured for the pot. Would ferrets do the job I wonder?

 

[gasgas]

You are assuming the ownership of teeth . . . . . .

 

[andromeda]

You are assuming the ownership of teeth . . . . . .

 

[Scotia]

 

[gasgas]

. . . .and he's in a wicker basket . . . by a river of Babylon perchance?

 

[andromeda]

Important news about the Haggis.

 

[runnach]

Important news about the Haggis.

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