Purposeless Products

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Well, the Forum Team (part of it at least) have investigated your complaint and decided the comment wasn't based on sexist prejudice but on decades of actual personal observation, so purely anecdotal and without any malicious intent. Case dismissed

Brilliant! Thanks, Jennie.
A real laugh-out-loud moment here.

Colin ???

 

[Full Member]

The Forum Team would find a glass of prosecco acceptable... next time you head to the fridge for that beer :b0230:

Prosecco will accompany me to the next meet we both attend and will be suitably chilled for your delectation.

I really enjoyed this little off-topic banter. I had no idea that the Forum Team has a sense of humour.

Colin ???

 

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Anyone?
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(Jennie may well have one!)

Colin ???

 

[Wully]

A chastity belt

 

[oldish hippy]

peach stoner

 

[teejay]

Avocado cutter?

 

[edina]

Mango pitter

 

[Deleted member 2]

apple corer (cut the core out of the apple)

 

[Full Member]

A chastity belt

It's not a chastity belt, Wully.
I'm intrigued as to how you think you would fit this to yourself in order that it could act as one!
Perhaps such things are common north of Hadrian's Wall?

Colin ???

 

[Full Member]

peach stoner

Not a peach stoner but very close, Barrie.

Colin ???

 

[Full Member]

Avocado cutter?

It's not an avocado cutter, teejay.
Though a great suggestion.

Colin ???

 

[Full Member]

apple corer (cut the core out of the apple)

It's not an apple corer, Tes.
Again, a great suggestion.

Colin ???

 

[Full Member]

Mango pitter

Is the correct answer!
Well done, Chris.



Thanks to those who took part. As you can see, there were some very close suggestions.
Except one!


Colin ???

 

[oldish hippy]

that was it the fruit i thinking off but just couldnt recall it well done chris

 

[Minisorella]

Anyone?
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(Jennie may well have one!)

Colin ???

No I don't have one and had no idea what it was... and now I know why. I don't like mangoes! :Tears_of_Joy_Emoji:

 

[Full Member]

No I don't have one and had no idea what it was... and now I know why. I don't like mangoes! :Tears_of_Joy_Emoji:

That's funny, Jennie!
The mangoe is known by some as 'The King of Fruits' and I like them. A lot.
Having said that I don't have one of these Purposeless Products.

Colin ???

 

[Wully]

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It's not a chastity belt, Wully.
I'm intrigued as to how you think you would fit this to yourself in order that it could act as one!
Perhaps such things are common north of Hadrian's Wall?

Colin ??? [/QUOTE]

It Just looks vicious and you must admit it has a lot of similarities to this one Ann summers 1700 catalogue ?

 

[Full Member]

=Full Member;n21232]

It's not a chastity belt, Wully.
I'm intrigued as to how you think you would fit this to yourself in order that it could act as one!
Perhaps such things are common north of Hadrian's Wall?

Colin ???

It Just looks vicious and you must admit it has a lot of similarities to this one Ann summers 1700 catalogue ?[/QUOTE]

Your point is very well taken, Wully.
Though if I were you I probably wouldn't push too hard!

Colin ???

 

[Full Member]

This is out of place in a field of artichokes.
So what is it for and is it a Purposeless Product?



Colin ???

 

[edina]

This is out of place in a field of artichokes.
So what is it for and is it a Purposeless Product?



Colin ???

Don't know